words of lobsters

if you're reading this you are on my website.[citation needed] that means you probably have a lot of questions and most of them are "what the hell is this". this is the home of lobsters! this is where i will put basically anything, including "long-form content" like this. ..that is, assuming i a) have something to write about and b) can be bothered to write about it.

i'm making this website in the classic outdated way, aka writing the html for every page by hand. i'll probably make some kind of automated workflow in the future, or do literally anything that is more convenient than this.. but that'll be a story for another time. as of now, everything you see was made by me[1], even our iconic mascot:

i crushed him for his sins
yes he is a completely original creation of my own. no you may not fact check that.