words of lobsters

if you're reading this you are on my website.[citation needed] that means you probably have a lot of questions and most of them are "what the hell is this". this is the home of lobsters! this is where i will put basically anything, including this blog post.. if you didnt notice...

i'm making this website in the classic outdated way, aka writing the html for every page by hand. i'll probably make some kind of automated workflow in the future, or do literally anything that is more convenient than this.. but that'll be a story for another time. as of now, everything you see was made by me[1], even our iconic mascot:

i crushed him for his sins
yes he is a completely original creation of my own. no you may not fact check that.

anyway That's All Folks! for this post. tune in next week (month? year? hour?) when i have something interesting to write about. the end.